Garbage Gods

Alpha Positive

The “Horrors” profile of “ALPHA POSITIVE” wheeler of the Galactics gamble known as the “ALPHA BET”

Description: Predator of the “Positive Ikonoklasts”

Special Powers: “Alpha Positive” is the “Wheeler” for the “Recyclers” due to power of its wisdom as a wizard.

Age: Unknown

THE rammellzee

The “Horrors” profile of: The RAMM:ELL:ZEE “wringer,” bet Enhancer, historian.

Description: Hue-man composed of “Quasar bolt” material.

Special Powers: Engineering “gun slinger” of the “Letter Racer” class. Exoskeleton growth “micro” to “macro.”

Weaponry: Top Secret.

Age: Present wringers’ genetic analysis noted at
age TOP SECRET

THE DUCHESS

The “Trashers” profile of: The “DUCHESS” of candor.

Description: A young princess whose kingdom is in shambles. She masquerades as a nun on the planet Earth. She recruits alter boys and choir girls to become future “Letter Racers”.

Special Powers: Her clothes of stealth and her winning smile can seduce the most notorious of Gods of Hue-mans.

Age: 13 billion years

Traxx

The “Trashers” profile of: “TRAXX” an antithesaurus disrupter. (political poet)

Description: A third “eye” trader of word arsenals.

Special Powers: A bounty hunter of “diction runners” and “diction mutants”. Uses his brain braller broiler to get you.

Age: 16 million years

Destiny

The “horrors” profile of: “DESTINY” (eve)

Description: A blue-green “Wombed-man” due to genetic alteration. Planet Earths future “Wombed-Man” that has escaped from the earths past.

Special Powers: With a clap of the hands or prayers, this double headed entity can split into two. Its spells are deadly to all that is known and unknown..

Age: 6,000 years

Rip Cord REX

The “recyclers” profile of: “RIP-CORD REX”

Description: Owner of the race station “mathrix”. C.E.O. of the “Letter Racers”. the biggest sport ever. He is a “secrets” mutant. A language miner for new letters to race and war with. He owns the Galactics police force. His secret mission is to find the fastest “letter engine”.. He is built of lightning bolts and smoke.

Special Powers: He can chameleonize himself or anyone who wears “Lords’ Minus” time stopper watch. He can turn plasma slicks in the middle of a race-way into outrageous monsters.

Age: 1 billion years after the first “big bang”

Panmaximus magus

The “trashers” profile of: “PANMAXIMUS MAGUS” the destroyer.

Description: Vampirate. Mechanic for engines micro to macro.

Special Powers: A frequency boomerang wrench called “wrench.” and vampires bits for sucking computer chips dry.

Age: 18 billion years

Barshaw gangstarr

The “Trashers” profile of: “BARSHAW GANGSTARR” the dragon duck.

Description: An imperial wizard who holds keys to the only books on “letter weapon-slaving” an Strike tactics.

Special Powers: A magician that can open doors in time and space by spitting fire. He has hands that can read cards. His funk attracts all the girls. He rhymes at the speed of light while he haunts the night.

Age: 1 billion years after the last “big bang”

Chaser the eraser

The “Trashers” profile of: “CHASER THE ERASER”

Description: Maitre-D for the Galactics on space station “Stingray Three”. Chaplain and surgeon.

Special Powers: Secret formulas to serve sentences unquenchable challenges for winners to die, race, or be curbed. And a hat that sprays life or death.

Age: Unknown

Lords minus

The “Horrors” profile of “LORDS’ MINUS” twin brother of “ALPHA POSITIVE”. Wheeler for the “no-zone” and all the “Trashers”.

Description: The “negatives genius-loci” of the transversus’s (universe) prison galaxies.

Special Powers: Can melt you from inside and change you and himself to any form it wishes.

Age: Unknown

Vain

The “Recyclers” profile of “VAIN” the insane.

Description: The galactics’ secretary. She works secretly for “mathrix” the space station. She gets her thrills from seducing you out of your “apparitor” points won from the “Letter Racers”

Special Powers: From the pollen in the flower worn in her hair, she can mesmerize a good hue-man’s thought into bad murmurish nightmares that compel you to do her bidding.

Age: Unknown

Shun-u

The “recyclers” profile of “SHUN-U” the loan sharker

Description: From the planet “beard” works for “mathrix” in the waging dept.

Special Powers: Pockets of the infamous are filled with secret incantations. His beard, once a piece is broken off, can grow out of the ground a new conspiracy for “recyclers”. Has microsatellites that are vital.

Age: 15 billion years

Crux the monk

The “recyclers” profile of “Crux” the monk. (arch seraph)

Description: A time puzzler and dimension juggler. A maker of poisons.

Special Powers: One of the galactics owners of the original dictionary. It uses tricks to over-ride the supernaturals, wears the “fingerbell” ring of the last “odds god” before the last “cosmic flush”.

Age: 15 billion years

Reaper grimm

The “Recyclers” profile of: “REAPER GRIMM”

Description: Inventor of the two phonetics, negative and positive. Masculine and Feminine. Interfered with the passing of the clergy’s dictonary to the populace and placed a warning law in it, called “Grimms Law”.

Special Powers: A specialist in the distinguishing true word. A Medicine man for micro to macro events.

Age: Unknown

destin

The “horrors” profile of: “DESTINY” (atom)

Description: A blue-green “Wombed-man” due to genetic alteration. Planet Earths future “Wombed-Man” that has escaped from the earths past.

Special Powers: With a clap of the hands or prayers, this double headed entity can split into two. Its spells are deadly to all that is known and unknown..

Age: 6,000 years

Reaper grimm 2

The “Recyclers” profile of: “REAPER GRIMM 2”

Description: Inventor of the two phonetics, negative and positive. Masculine and Feminine. Interfered with the passing of the clergy’s dictionary to the populace and placed a warning law in it, called “Grimms Law”.

Special Powers: A specialist in the distinguishing true word. A Medicine man for micro to macro events.

Age: Unknown

wind

The “recyclers” profile of: ”WIND” the mother of all natures.

Description: She is a mad galactics alchemist. She is a witch for “Lords’ Minus”

Special Powers: A meteorological master of atmospheric viruses. She turns hue-mans into monsters only in the reflection of a mirror

Age: 2 Billion years before the last “big bang”

Igniter

The “Horrors” profile of: ”IGNITER” the master “alphabiter”.

Description: The “Horrors” church “apparitor” points collector and judge.

Special Powers: Excommunicatior. Owner of a race called the “alphabites”. He can turn Huemans into “alphabites” to catch you if jump bail or escape from jail.

Age: Unknown

chimer

The “Horrors” profile of: A “VOCAL WELL’S GOD” (Chimer) Galactic Bookie, can sense your soul and confidence of oneself to achieve in good or evolution.

Description: A gin in a bottle that controls all the vocal tones throughout the Galactic’s for every dimension. Has the power to disassemble a “Garbage God” or “Monster Model.”

Special Powers: They contain the futures to broker the Galactic’s’ stock to the horrors and you.

Age: Unknown

welder

The “Horrors” profile of: The galactics’ “WELDER.”

Description: A screw-mouthed “twirl-a-bite.” it is a “chronological mapper.”
Special Powers: Using its grinding calendar and welding pen it informs the “horrors” of the next ”cosmic flush”

Age: 3 billion years before the last “big bang”

fletch

The “odds god” profile of: The “HORROR” deemed fletch.

Description: Controller of the implosions & explosions.

Special Powers: Dream and nightmare enhancer. Epilogue historian and preacherteacher. Galactics card gambler.

Age: 18 billion years